I Tried To Pitch A New Holiday Character But Nobody’s Buying It
They say she doesn’t have warmth or charm, like Frosty or Rudolph or The Grinch.
I said “Hey! She won the popular vote!” But no takers. So I struck out, again.
Now back to the drawing board…
Bernie the Humpbacked Hermit Crab?
Liz the Red-Faced Notasquaw?
Nancy and her Big Stupid Titties?
Schittzie The Bug-Eyed Diseased Pig Uterus?
Anybody have another one?