Alert: Puerto Rican Brain-Eating Eels On The Verge Of Extinction


Alarming study predicts massive die-off due to starvation

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These unfortunate eels strained for hours to reach food. Both died from exhaustion.

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6 responses to “Alert: Puerto Rican Brain-Eating Eels On The Verge Of Extinction

  1. papabear1950 December 8, 2018 at 7:11 am

    Earl, I fear you have been misled by the report. The natural instinct for eels is to seek food where it actually exists. No self-respecting eel would search for brain matter inside the vacuous environment of Alexandroid Occasional-Cortex’s noggin. That would be akin to looking for soap and deodorant amongst the women of Boulder, Colorado.

  2. SafeSpace December 8, 2018 at 7:44 am

    Makes you wonder … our British friends consider eel a delicacy. Remind me to stick with Mickey Dee’s next trip to The Olde Countrie.

  3. Lee Van Queef II December 8, 2018 at 12:52 pm

    Communist swine root around in the filth they create, so I can see some type of scavenger getting stuck in its shnozz. Yeah, easily.

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