They Actually Want To Go Back To A Stone Age Existence – And We Know Why
Personally, I’d give them 50,000 Federal acres somewhere, fence them all in to create their Garden of Nirvana and I’d put it all on Pay Per View for a worldwide audience. Ratings will be sky high once they start eating each other.
(All human figures in the snapshot below – except Al – are people who paid money to go into the wilderness and pretend they’re savages. Without any actual savagery, of course because they are just pretending – except the Bear – to be primitive. The thatched hut is a rental. I didn’t note where but it’s out there if anyone wants to reserve a cesspool-side cabana, for a romantic getaway.)