Monthly Archives: December 2018

Surveying The Field

After many hours of costly, painstaking research our team of experts has isolated the serious contenders from the kooks and crackpots to bring you the current individuals we consider most likely to win the next nomination for the Democratic-Socialist-Collectivist-Inclusionist-Safe-Space Party of the United (Blue) States of California-America and Aztlan.

Of course it is early and many more candidates will appear – and disappear – over the coming year but below we have assembled a group of 30 prominent, seriously assnifficant progtardians who all have expressed a desire to run against our favorite President in 2020.

So, heads up.  This is what’s coming. And there’s no doubt about it, we’ll be going against their best. Take a look. (click for largest non-lethal size image)

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(L-R) Top Row:  Triggered Senior, Battered Granny, Weasel Face, Horse/Shovel/Potato Face, Castro brother-(the gay one), Shameless Huckster, Spartacus, Oprah, Avenatti, Beelzebub

Center Row: Gilleland, Harris, Dude that runs StarBucks, Pennywise, Pennystupid, Little-Brain-Like-Rabbit, Rob Reiner, Beto, “Socks” Baldwin, Cher

Bottom Row:  Bette Midler, Genderqueer Non-Binary /?/ Creature, Terry Rat-Face Mcauliffe, The deadly gaseous Mexican Tamale Monster, Andrew Gillum, Big Mike Bloomberg, Kathy Griffin (aka “Mona Yeastah”) John Kasich, Tom Steyer, Jeff Fluke

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She’s Got A Lot Of Nerve

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Things Are Getting Too Weird

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Just Playing Around

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Dyslexia Ocrazio-Tardez Needs Some Me Time

She’s come so far so fast. Time to chill. Pull back, relax and reflect on all that she’s accomplished – but also to formulate and fine tune the plans for her eventual Coronation as Most High Justice Queen President of All That Is.

So she must get focused, find her center, strengthen her core and build the stamina to hold firm against the fierce winds of ignorant climate denial and the hurricane-force bourgeoisie reactionary attacks.

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And it wouldn’t hurt to add a few pounds for ballast.

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Merry Socialism Charlie Brown!

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Yeah He’s Good

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Merry Christmas Everyone

I hope you all have a wonderful Holiday.

I was thinking of what “sugar plums” might mean to some of these kids…

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Nothing Puts Your Forehead On The Carpet Like A Good Old-Fashioned Rock & Stone Jewboree

Listen (video cued just prior to haunting guest vocals by former President Barack Hussein Obama.)

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Fashion News – Big Buzzard Edition

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She’s Got This

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The Party Of Caring

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