Honors I’ve Received From Nice People:
Much Love to Curmudgeon at Political Clown Parade. I Am Honored, Madam.
Thank You Cousin!
A Fellow Texan Who Loves German Shepherds, Like Me
A Tremendous Honor from the Mothership
My Media Credentials
Many Thanks To Pookie and All at The Briefing Room and The Right Reasons
Ya know, more than once I’ve looked at some of those “starving Hondurans” and thought that was a lot of blubber to smuggle into America!
What? They’re smuggling blubber? I thought they’d be smuggling other, more profitable things in between all those epidural folds. (what border agent would want to open and check THOSE? only in a Cat 4 fully self contained HazMat suit)
You couldn’t get me to go up in there either. Uh-uh. Not in a Cat 40. No sir.
Trans Fats? Aren’t they illegal too?
Only under the Geneva Conventions. After Labor Day. In Dubai!
Poor folks in the USA often assume whalesque dimensions thanks to diets high in potato chips, beer, sugary dry cereal, ramen soups, 99-cents-a-pound hot dogs, Krispy Kremes, and tons of white bread. BUT those items are not available in Honduras! So just how did these “refugees” grow so yuuge? Is Michael Moore sharing his snack stash with them?
Wow man! No fukin wonder they want bus rides to our border!
Ummmmm…….no. Any messes made outside our border are someone else’s to clean up.
I still think that the military should have live fire exercises at the US/Mexico border……..facing south
It is rumored Marlon Brando had a basket of potatoes and a microwave on each side of his bed. Depending on which way gravity was pulling on his stomach, he could roll in either direction, heat the potato and stuff the whole thing in his mouth. Brando was also a “method actor” who never memorized lines but read off of cue cards.
Imagine Brando playing a bloated welfare migrant reading his asylum speech from a cue card, then squatting an eight-pound deuce on the pavement that turns into an anchor baby.
That’s where we are.
lmfao