1. Each generation has to be pulled back from Lord of the Flies, touch the stove to know heat burns, stick its finger in the light socket, hold a firecracker and light it, hit its thumb with a hammer, legalize dope, mutilate its genitals and crap in the street. But twice?

    We’re going down. This many retards and we’re going down like Halfblacula on Reggie Love in the Titanic.

  2. There’s a seventh Obama Pinocchio, protruding from the crotch area of Michelle’s skirt.

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