EARL OF TAINT

The demonstration was mostly peaceful – there were attempts to kill, but no soldier in the Prog Militia could hit a thing. The President even stood closer to provide an easier target. He giggled the whole time. It was actually fun to watch, they were trying so hard. Close to sundown, they all were getting tired and so things wrapped up and everyone went home. The President allowed them to collect their cannonballs before they left. He even helped them – he found like 6 and tossed them all over to Chuck, who refused to even try to catch them. Of course Nancy had just lost 3 fingers on her first try, but still – that Chuck’s a real pussy.