The Scooby Van Tree Topper with Toasted Campaign Angel Finial – Collectible!
Honors I’ve Received From Nice People:
Much Love to Curmudgeon at Political Clown Parade. I Am Honored, Madam.
Thank You Cousin!
A Fellow Texan Who Loves German Shepherds, Like Me
A Tremendous Honor from the Mothership
My Media Credentials
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Always did think running for an office you know you can’t win was just one way to get your name in the media and get idiots to give you money. Better than an insurance scam……and it’s legal.
(NOTE) this month I will no longer Identify as a statuesque auburn haired beauty from across the pond, but as a physically challenged african american lesbian with learning disabilities and nasty case dandruff. Now where do I get me some free stuff cause I’m tryin’ to finish up my Christmas shopping?
Diogenes: What? No trans-species identification? If you spend some alternate time as a stray but oh-so-cute widdle puppy, you might get all the PETA folks to send you some moolah!
You have to hit Iowa first. If they buy it, you’re on the gravy train, nationwide.
If he’s looking at 2020 it’s only as a way to extract more money from New York and California
Correct
“Aye, aye, ya, ya, I am the Beto Bandito………………”
No stinking Senate, no stinking Constitution, no stinking Second Amendment, and everyone uses the same stinking bathroom: So sez Beto Bandito El Presidente Wannabe.
Perhaps my all-time movie line.
Bleato Nueva O’York starring in Treasure of Soyerra Madre. Leches? We ain’t got no leches! We dun need no stinkin’ leches!
Beto’s raising funds to run for President in 2020. That’s why he won’t share with the other socialists for their campaigns.
He’s still raking it in. And still hogging it.