1. This is, without a doubt, one of the funniest things I’ve seen in months. Holy shit. Coughed up my Jim Beam I was laughing so hard.

    Okay… Maybe I puked. I dunno. It’s been a long time since I regurgitated like that.

  2. I seem to remember Mister Konigsberg married his first wife on her 17th birthday… after a long relationship. He was in his 20s.


    Did / does he molest children?

    Despicable. Defined as ‘deserving hatred or contempt’. In the dictionary with a portrait of Mister Allen ‘Woody’ Konigsberg.

    As Paul Harvey might say:
    “And now you know how he got the nickname ‘woody’.

    Should the esteemed life-achievement Hollywood director / actor / comedian be sent to the gallows? Some say yes. Immediately, before he ruins more lives.

    [remembering to breath]

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