Unaware of the Clinging Ninja, Liz slammed the door hard.
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Precisely.
How do you spell “douche nozzle” in Kenyan … or in Arabic, for that matter.
Oh, Bravo! Spot on. A classic, and a keeper.
If “lamont” or “The kenyan” weren’t so damned apropos, I think “tooth-whistle Twink” might fit the moniker needed for this bastard, (and I mean that in the most accurate birth-right way).
I give him the benefit and go with Lyin Hawaiian.