Unaware of the Clinging Ninja, Liz slammed the door hard.
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Thank You Cousin!
A Fellow Texan Who Loves German Shepherds, Like Me
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Sorry, cats don’t hire pigs for chauffeurs. This is obviously fake news, just as fake as she is. No self-respecting cat – or any other animal for that matter – would ever stoop this low. Did I say she was a pig? No but I meant to. She shouldn’t even be allowed to run for dog catcher.
NICE CAR!
I just can’t get over how the song “The Squaws Are Back In Town” comes to mind when I see this. I wonder if she has a valid driver’s license. Also can’t see her face without thinking “Fauxcahontas”, “Liawatha” or “Sackashitwea”. MAN I’m glad I don’t live in ASSachusetts!
Reminds me of The Beverly Hillbillies, except that Elly May Clampett had a sense of humor.
Ellie also had better critters…and stuff.
Her car needs an Oklahoma plate for 1authenticity.