Fair Warning – She’s In Charge
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Honors I’ve Received From Nice People:
Much Love to Curmudgeon at Political Clown Parade. I Am Honored, Madam.
Thank You Cousin!
A Fellow Texan Who Loves German Shepherds, Like Me
A Tremendous Honor from the Mothership
My Media Credentials
Many Thanks To Pookie and All at The Briefing Room and The Right Reasons
Sorry, cats don’t hire pigs for chauffeurs. This is obviously fake news, just as fake as she is. No self-respecting cat – or any other animal for that matter – would ever stoop this low. Did I say she was a pig? No but I meant to. She shouldn’t even be allowed to run for dog catcher.
NICE CAR!
I just can’t get over how the song “The Squaws Are Back In Town” comes to mind when I see this. I wonder if she has a valid driver’s license. Also can’t see her face without thinking “Fauxcahontas”, “Liawatha” or “Sackashitwea”. MAN I’m glad I don’t live in ASSachusetts!
Reminds me of The Beverly Hillbillies, except that Elly May Clampett had a sense of humor.
Ellie also had better critters…and stuff.
Her car needs an Oklahoma plate for 1authenticity.