Took all the shelves out of the fridge in case hot women in underwear stop by and want a beer. It’s possible, look here:
Go Take A Peekiloo
A Tremendous Honor from the Mothership
My Media Credentials
Many Thanks To Pookie and All at The Briefing Room and The Right Reasons
My Dear Mister Taint,
I’m not a weak person nor do I scare easy, but if I saw Alexanderia something-something-Cortez walking toward me wearing those shoes / boots, I would probably cross to the other side. Of the road.
presented as a public service,
Gramma
Probably loaners from the DNC. Maybe she boosted them during a recent looting.