Bernie’s New Movement Earl of TaintAugust 5, 2018Uncategorized Post navigation PreviousNext Share this:TwitterFacebookLike this:Like Loading...
This just in: ***BERNIE EATS ELIZABETH*** Oregon is infested with the huge rodents called ‘nutria’, so naturally, we give them popular names == Pelosi, Maxine Waters, Jerry Brown. We named the neighborhood buzzard ‘Bernie Sanders’. Three days ago, Elizabeth Warren got too close to one of the dogs, so I bopped its snoot with a baseball bat. After a few hours in the August sun, Bernie dropped in for supper. Some things you can always count on.
Smells like socialist teen spirit.
I’d guess Metamucil. Citrus-y.
Wow, bernout is so full of crap he is sitting on top of his dump in that stall.
Standing in it, actually
This just in:
***BERNIE EATS ELIZABETH***
Oregon is infested with the huge rodents called ‘nutria’, so naturally, we give them popular names == Pelosi, Maxine Waters, Jerry Brown.
We named the neighborhood buzzard ‘Bernie Sanders’.
Three days ago, Elizabeth Warren got too close to one of the dogs, so I bopped its snoot with a baseball bat.
After a few hours in the August sun, Bernie dropped in for supper.
Some things you can always count on.