Nobody Plays Them Better
Honors I’ve Received From Nice People:
Much Love to Curmudgeon at Political Clown Parade. I Am Honored, Madam.
Thank You Cousin!
A Fellow Texan Who Loves German Shepherds, Like Me
A Tremendous Honor from the Mothership
My Media Credentials
Advertisements
Smells like socialist teen spirit.
I’d guess Metamucil. Citrus-y.
Wow, bernout is so full of crap he is sitting on top of his dump in that stall.
Standing in it, actually
This just in:
***BERNIE EATS ELIZABETH***
Oregon is infested with the huge rodents called ‘nutria’, so naturally, we give them popular names == Pelosi, Maxine Waters, Jerry Brown.
We named the neighborhood buzzard ‘Bernie Sanders’.
Three days ago, Elizabeth Warren got too close to one of the dogs, so I bopped its snoot with a baseball bat.
After a few hours in the August sun, Bernie dropped in for supper.
Some things you can always count on.