Investors Needed For New Start-Up

It’s the newest craze sweeping the nation and we’re jumping in. Incredibly low costs with tremendous profit margins = Go Time. And if you’ve got spare money laying around not doing anything, feel free to chip in with us and ride the Tsunami.

Serious investors only, please. Minimum investment required – $2,500.00 $1899.95 CALL US FOR TODAY’S LOW PRICE!



  1. Earl, is this another sham investment opportunity like your refurbished Doctor Scholl’s inserts a few years back? I could have sent that $5000 to Sally Struthers instead ya know!.

    1. It wasn’t my fault the Chinese sent all left feet. As for your money, as I explained at the time, the girl did not have change. So I spent the whole night with her. It’s not like I didn’t get your money’s worth, sheesh. Show a little gratitude once in a while. Gosh!

  2. You got this idea from the 5oz bottles of Baloney Sweat being sold as energy drinks didn’t you!

  3. Ha, very cute. I wonder if you know that this product was once actually on the market? Back in the 80s, when the bottled water craze and the high-end pet food craze both started, there was a special kind of flavored water for your dog, to make sure he drank enough. Cuz, you know, dogs are sooo picky when they’re thirsty. It was called Beefy Treat, and was actually the water from hot dog carts, just filtered a bit. Broth, essentially. And no kidding, dogs would drink the stuff by the gallon if they could..

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