Health Dept Advisory: Avoid Restaurants With Gay Cooks – Because We Do Know Where Their Hands Have Been


The substance causing random, recurrent pathogenic discolorations on the hands, arms, lips and chins of all male staff at The Red Anus has been clinically identified as recently applied human defecate stainage. Some of the most durable stains will require a full replacement cycle of all dermal layers to disappear completely. Meaning they remain as active vectors of life-threatening diseases for possibly months.

As such, all employees with the stains described above must wear gloves.

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5 responses to “Health Dept Advisory: Avoid Restaurants With Gay Cooks – Because We Do Know Where Their Hands Have Been

  1. Diogenes June 24, 2018 at 4:25 pm

    I was going to make a joke about how tender the steaks are at the above eating establishment, but then I remembered it’s not proper for a genteel Southern Lady to make jokes about beating your meat.

  2. SafeSpace June 24, 2018 at 5:17 pm

    What’s Cheffie making there, Earl? Little pastries shaped like scrotums? Gnocchi with creme sauce?

  3. comradewhoopie June 24, 2018 at 5:37 pm

    I hear that they have a gay Chinese chef whose specialty is ‘cream of sum yung boi’.

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