ICE Announces Fed Detention Centers Will Be Remodeled To Feel More Like Home

OK, this is possibly Fake News. But who would be surprised if it isn’t?

ICE press release

14 responses to “ICE Announces Fed Detention Centers Will Be Remodeled To Feel More Like Home

  1. Diogenes June 20, 2018 at 8:28 pm

    Wow, that kinda looks like my neighborhood….well except my pool doesn’t have such nice landscaping……

  2. Lee Van Queef II June 20, 2018 at 11:16 pm

    How could a kwashiorkor kid not miss his monthly ratmeat medallions, jenkum and cholera? It’s the only compassionate course to take.

  3. Deplorable B Woodman June 21, 2018 at 5:30 am

    That’s one way to reduce the trash going to the landfills. Put it in the newly revised ICE Detention Centers. And who says that the FedGov isn’t environmentally friendly?

  4. papabear1950 June 21, 2018 at 8:03 am

    No caca, hombre el murciélago!

  5. silvestris June 21, 2018 at 1:13 pm

    The mongrels should feel right at home. The problem is that this country is our home, not theirs.

  6. SafeSpace June 21, 2018 at 3:23 pm

    Why spend taxpayer monies on remodeling shelters? Just send the “refugees” to Detroit, or Baltimore, or Chicago’s south side. After a few days in full sun, they’ll blend right in.

    • Earl of Taint June 24, 2018 at 1:21 pm

      Or send them somewhere nice – and watch them turn it into Detroit, Chicago, San Francisco, etc. No taxpayer money needed, they will steal whatever they need. Win win.

  7. Mike a.k.a. Proof June 21, 2018 at 10:48 pm

    “Feel More Like Home” So, dirty dishes in the sink, underwear on the floor and a pile of laundry that needs doing?

  8. papabear1950 June 22, 2018 at 9:50 am

    Curious… would it be possible to rename ALL “sanctimony cities” “Ciudad Culo”?


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