This Cillizza guy is Pro Grade Soy. Any grown man in blue glasses automatically qualifies for admittance to the top level of Soy Alliance membership, but Chris also lives a truly committed Soy lifestyle. He is an authentic, old-school, easily triggered Soy legend and offers sound advice for everyone in the incessantly anxious Soy Diaspora. So we suggest all Soys should pay attention and take his advice without argument or complaint.
Everyone else is free to laugh. There are no federal protections for Soy.