The Soy Alliance Media Wing Issues PSA Rejecting Guns As Necessary For Personal Defense


This Cillizza guy is Pro Grade Soy. Any grown man in blue glasses automatically qualifies for admittance to the top level of Soy Alliance membership, but Chris also lives a truly committed Soy lifestyle. He is an authentic, old-school, easily triggered Soy legend and offers sound advice for everyone in the incessantly anxious Soy Diaspora. So we suggest all Soys should pay attention and take his advice without argument or complaint.

Everyone else is free to laugh. There are no federal protections for Soy.

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5 responses to “The Soy Alliance Media Wing Issues PSA Rejecting Guns As Necessary For Personal Defense

  1. Chish June 3, 2018 at 1:09 pm

    I imagine Cillizza’s soles have seen the ceiling on many occasions. I’ll see myself out.

  2. SafeSpace June 3, 2018 at 5:19 pm

    You do know that Spike “Awesome Brah” Lee wears blue-frame eyeglasses.

  3. Perfesser Plum June 3, 2018 at 9:41 pm

    Where’s the self-defense part? Is there no accountability here? I call shenanigans.

  4. papabear1950 June 4, 2018 at 7:59 am

    Is Chris Scintilla some kind of stink bug. How in hell is THAT pose any type of self defense, or does he have a strong sphincter?

    • Deplorable B Woodman June 4, 2018 at 8:05 am

      Strong sphincter………..that would be an interesting matchup……….the unstoppable force vs the immovable object………..I leave which is what to your fertile imaginations.

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