Monthly Archives: June 2018
Hillary sees similarities between herself and Winston Churchill. Nobody else does.
I’m no good at gifs. But I am easily amused.
Now he’s my hero. Thanks Harry!
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Health Dept Advisory: Avoid Restaurants With Gay Cooks – Because We Do Know Where Their Hands Have Been
The substance causing random, recurrent pathogenic discolorations on the hands, arms, lips and chins of all male staff at The Red Anus has been clinically identified as recently applied human defecate stainage. Some of the most durable stains will require a full replacement cycle of all dermal layers to disappear completely. Meaning they remain as active vectors of life-threatening diseases for possibly months.
As such, all employees with the stains described above must wear gloves.
Killing the democratic party, we mean. We credit our stellar ensemble cast of addled leftist pretenders with money they never really had to work for, who bring forth their progressive kung-fu with such conviction and vacuity that more and more normal people are persuaded to vote for President Trump and Republicans as the only rational option remaining. Because the democrats are clearly and unarguably insane.
(Psst. I’m trying a larger file size, resolution and format. Does it display properly on all of your devices? If not, tell me or I’ll keep doing it. Also you can finger it and see it larger.)
OK, this is possibly Fake News. But who would be surprised if it isn’t?