In Clear Violation Of The Secretariat Amendment, Kerry Gallops Around With The Mullahs In Paris

What an asshole.


9 responses to “In Clear Violation Of The Secretariat Amendment, Kerry Gallops Around With The Mullahs In Paris

  1. bluesjunky May 15, 2018 at 11:35 am

    Why the long face, John?

  2. Diogenes May 15, 2018 at 11:42 am

    Almost didn’t recognize Kerry. When did he start wearing false eyelashes?

  3. Deplorable B Woodman May 15, 2018 at 12:42 pm

    That’s an insult to the four legged horse. At least, the four legged animal can be used to carry heavy loads. The poop can be used as fertilizer. And, as a last resort, shot and cooked as a last meal.
    Try doing that with sKerry. On second thought, don’t.

  4. Chish May 15, 2018 at 1:22 pm

    I see he’s still sportin’ that custom impalement.

  5. SafeSpace May 15, 2018 at 2:19 pm

    Y’all do realize that Ramitin, or Ramalamadingdong, or whatever that quaint Muzzie holiday is called, starts at sundown tonight. I put a pig in the smoker to celebrate in style.

  6. jw burns May 15, 2018 at 3:21 pm

    That’s either a damn big horse or a damn little imam. Maybe both, shoot, I don’t know. No idea what the deal is with that plunger, Swiss Army horse type thing maybe?

    • crazyeighter May 15, 2018 at 9:34 pm

      Well, considering what a huge horse’s ass Kerry is, the rest of the horse size makes sense.

      Ramalamadingdong starts tonight? Dang, THAT’s why Kroger was full of moslem women this afternoon.

    • Deplorable B Woodman May 16, 2018 at 6:46 am

      You had it right with the one word, “shoot”. Got gunz and ammo?

    • Earl of Taint May 19, 2018 at 3:30 pm

      You have to read back a dew days to totally get the plunger reference. Kerry gets one at every meeting.
      And yes, the Heinz-Kerrys are bred out of prime draft horse stock, like the Clydesdales, only with ketchup not beer.


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