Honors I’ve Received From Nice People:
Thank You Cousin!
Former Senator and Majority Leader Harry Reid of Nevada underwent successful surgery today to remove benign and cancerous tumors, moles, liver spots and all other diseased, dead and dying tissues affected by his failing pancreas and corrupted soul.
Sadly, there wasn’t a whole lot of Harry left after the operation but his remains are said to be upbeat and committed to continuing his fight to survive and delay Mister Eternal Damnation for as long as possible. We wish him all he deserves.