The Good News Is He’s Cancer Free


Former Senator and Majority Leader Harry Reid of Nevada underwent successful surgery today to remove benign and cancerous tumors, moles, liver spots and all other diseased, dead and dying tissues affected by his failing pancreas and corrupted soul.

Sadly, there wasn’t a whole lot of Harry left after the operation but his remains are said to be upbeat and committed to continuing his fight to survive and delay Mister Eternal Damnation for as long as possible. We wish him all he deserves.

harry ass

 

 

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4 responses to “The Good News Is He’s Cancer Free

  1. Ryk E Lee May 14, 2018 at 8:28 pm

    Soory Earl but Dinjgy Harry represented Nevada, not Utah. Searchlight, Nv is close to Utah though.

  2. Ryk E Lee May 14, 2018 at 8:31 pm

    Now where did my spellcheck app run off to?

  3. SafeSpace May 15, 2018 at 9:10 am

    Save Dingy a spot in the cremains file cabinet right behind McStain.

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