“Lettuce is unfit for human consumption. Lettuce is not food, it is what Food eats.”
~ President Theodore Roosevelt
As if anyone needs a reason to avoid eating lettuce, now we learn it is – once again – likely dusted with human poo remnants when it lands on your table. It’s really best to just not eat lettuce at all. It’s been clinically proven that lettuce, no matter the variety, will not form a stool. It serves no nutritive or digestive purpose. It is 99% water. Instead, why not try a more nutritious and satisfying substitute like say french-fried potatoes or bacon?
Things that aren’t picked, by people, out of remote fields, with no bathrooms