Dems Ride Blue Wave In Texas


Sen. Ted Cruz, a Republican, easily won his primary, capturing 1.3 million of the 1.5 million votes cast. That’s double the number of votes won in the Democratic primary by Rep. Beto O’Rourke, who will be his opponent.

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5 responses to “Dems Ride Blue Wave In Texas

  1. bluesjunky March 8, 2018 at 7:08 am

    I just had a vision of Chuck the Schmuck dressed up as the Ty-D-Bol man in a little white boat caught up in that whirlpool…

  2. SafeSpace March 8, 2018 at 9:04 am

    Some years ago I was a residential general contractor. Y’all are familiar with the fiberglass porta-potties that contractors rent and put on jobsites for the subs to use? Well, one day I had to visit one of those li’l shacks, and discovered a perfect bit of 14-syllable Haiku poetry written on the wall. Apparently one of our subs was wittier than I suspected:
    Splish splash go the turds.
    Now I have blue water on my ass.

  3. HungJumper March 8, 2018 at 10:58 am

    As a young man I would frequently beto my meato……until I started to go blindo.

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