Breaking News: Clintons All Done
Well dang, they’re dead broke, again. Fortunately the Obama Foundation has kept them on the staff payroll, placing them in various roles compatible with their talents.
But they’re just people now.
(Update: President Clinton has been removed from his position with the grounds crew since the photo below was taken. He has now been reassigned to duty as a glandular palpitation specialist on the Surgeon General’s Enlarged Prostate Task Force, operating out of the local Community Health Clinic. He is also kept on a 24 hour suicide watch.)