Breaking News: Clintons All Done


Well dang, they’re dead broke, again. Fortunately the Obama Foundation has kept them on the staff payroll, placing them in various roles compatible with their talents.

But they’re just people now.

(Update: President Clinton has been removed from his position with the grounds crew since the photo below was taken. He has now been reassigned to duty as a glandular palpitation specialist on the Surgeon General’s Enlarged Prostate Task Force, operating out of the local Community Health Clinic. He is also kept on a 24 hour suicide watch.)

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8 responses to “Breaking News: Clintons All Done

  1. bluesjunky March 4, 2018 at 4:36 am

    The shrew and leeches were a nice touch…

  2. Chish March 4, 2018 at 6:43 am

    That’s one ugly dog you got there.

  3. SafeSpace March 4, 2018 at 2:19 pm

    I realize he’s making topiary titties and weenies, but do you trust Slick Willy with large, sharp objects? At least we know that cleaning woman understands how to wipe a server clean….

  4. Mike a.k.a. Proof March 4, 2018 at 5:22 pm

    “No foundation, all the way down the line!”
    (Bonus points if you get the literary reference.)

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