The Mind-Melting Charisma Of DNC Co-Chair Tom “Señor Siesta” Perez

Word is his speeches are all total knock-outs. It’s not been widely reported but he is very close to matching former VP Al Gore’s world record number of audiences induced to REM sleep simultaneously. That record is currently at 745 and growing, as Gore still manages to put a few groups down at leftist conferences, here and there.

Tom is currently at only 651 but mid terms are coming and he is pumped at the opportunity to potentially cause hundreds more audiences to drift off into the sweet escape of slumber.

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4 responses to “The Mind-Melting Charisma Of DNC Co-Chair Tom “Señor Siesta” Perez

  1. Diogenes March 1, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    I wish they had elected the muslim guy to DNC Chair cuz I ran slap outa mexican jokes when this guy was working for Barky.

  2. SafeSpace March 2, 2018 at 8:19 am

    But Tom-Tom-Go is an entire galaxy better than Debbie Washerwoman-Hyphen-Schmutz.

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