The Musical Stylings Of Michael Moore

The talent is questionable but there is no denying Michael Moore’s passion for the performance. He sucks and blows so earnestly you care barely hear the swallows. While other musicians merely play their tunes, he gobbles his with such gusto nobody minds the excruciating pain of listening. He’s that entertaining.


This pic below was his last album. There are still a few CDs around. All digital files – including the masters – have been destroyed. (Court ordered.)



    1. I freely admit, sir that I am completely ignorant of all things musical. However, I deployed my recently-renewed artistic license ($49 at KMart) because I wanted to put the black one in his mouth. Thanks for the technical correction though!

  1. Too bad we don’t use sperm whale blubber in products anymore. Thar-he-blows might actually then be of use.

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