They’re Tiny Little Sawed-Off Sumbitches

OK first off, a scale for reference. Pence and Moon measurements are documented. Kim Yo Jong’s height is estimated, accordingly. She is about 5’2″ tall.


This photo of Kim Yo Bish standing with these North Korean soldiers has not been manipulated in any way. Clearly, these troops show signs of shrinkage. None are taller than the 5’2″ young woman. Is this the People’s Extra Small Emergency Auxiliary Backup Brigade? Are they just underfed? Why do they all have the resting bitch face…except her?

We point this out in the interest of public education, so you know more about our world.

tiny soldiers

15 responses to “They’re Tiny Little Sawed-Off Sumbitches

  1. Ol' Uncle Lar February 18, 2018 at 8:01 pm

    Shoot low, they ridin’ Shetlands!!

  2. Wingman February 18, 2018 at 8:48 pm

    Actually the average Nork is 3-4 inches shorter than South Koreans. The North has also lowered their minimum height for their soldiers to 4’6”.

  3. Lee Van Queef II February 18, 2018 at 8:50 pm

    Kim Hi Fat and Bish eat regularly. Everyone else doesn’t. Sort of like Congress and the DNC only in miniature.

  4. Diogenes February 18, 2018 at 10:01 pm

    Looks like Yo is doing a little International Diplomatic Grab-Ass with Mikey there. Either that or she’s lifting his wallet…….

  5. jw burns February 19, 2018 at 12:48 am

    It’s that wet cardboard and dog diet. That’s why they’re always scanning for new potions to help give them a stiffy.

  6. Wahoo February 19, 2018 at 6:12 am

    Furthermore, the two Nork soldiers in the bottom row are only half the men they used to be.

  7. DixieDennis February 23, 2018 at 6:48 am

    Kurt Vonnegut wrote about the chunks “downsizing”. Said they would eventually be the size of our thumb. They won’t have to feed them as much, and can raise an army of billions.

  8. Scooter Van Neuter March 2, 2018 at 7:20 pm

    I hate short people. Don’t let my wife see this.


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