They’re Tiny Little Sawed-Off Sumbitches


OK first off, a scale for reference. Pence and Moon measurements are documented. Kim Yo Jong’s height is estimated, accordingly. She is about 5’2″ tall.

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This photo of Kim Yo Bish standing with these North Korean soldiers has not been manipulated in any way. Clearly, these troops show signs of shrinkage. None are taller than the 5’2″ young woman. Is this the People’s Extra Small Emergency Auxiliary Backup Brigade? Are they just underfed? Why do they all have the resting bitch face…except her?

We point this out in the interest of public education, so you know more about our world.

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15 Comments

  1. Actually the average Nork is 3-4 inches shorter than South Koreans. The North has also lowered their minimum height for their soldiers to 4’6”.

  2. Kim Hi Fat and Bish eat regularly. Everyone else doesn’t. Sort of like Congress and the DNC only in miniature.

    1. I was going to say, “looks like that Chinky broad is stealing his wallet”, but you stole my lightening. I’d say “you stole my thunder” but lightening comes first.

  3. It’s that wet cardboard and dog diet. That’s why they’re always scanning for new potions to help give them a stiffy.

  4. Kurt Vonnegut wrote about the chunks “downsizing”. Said they would eventually be the size of our thumb. They won’t have to feed them as much, and can raise an army of billions.
    DixieDennis

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