Honors I’ve Received From Nice People:
Thank You Cousin!
We have to retract and apologize for our failure to report the truth. The countries referred to by our brilliant and keenly insightful President recently are not, in fact, “Shit Holes“. That is a misnomer and it’s unfair to the countries that have them. We sincerely regret the error of reporting them as such and have illustrated the honest truth below, as a correction.