Dawn Lemon, Patron Saint Of Shit Holes

I’m a true live and let live kind of guy, but this cum-gargler has gone too far. You don’t get to lecture decent Americans about anything you perverted fucking dick magnet.  And when you bring your sperm soaked girlish butt cheeks up against my President, you’re asking for a billy club up your gaping, well oiled and willing asshole, you sissy butt-fucking pole smoker.  Get me? You don’t have the authority, period. Now go enjoy a nice long pull on a giant, shitty, cummy, peanutty, stinky, hairy, clinging corn kerneled cock like a good little twink. Go in peace, lube licking scum recepticle. Do NOT make me come down there.

You miserable lying Shit Hole of a rump-rangered cock holster, you.

Where’s the Tylenol?

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28 responses to “Dawn Lemon, Patron Saint Of Shit Holes

  1. bluesjunky January 13, 2018 at 3:44 pm

    You gotta learn to quit holdin’ back, Earl…

  2. Wingman January 13, 2018 at 6:34 pm


  3. SafeSpace January 13, 2018 at 7:24 pm

    Gee, Earl …. How do you really feel about Ol’ Lemonhole?

  4. Ryk E Lee January 13, 2018 at 7:33 pm

    Don’t hold back Earl, tell us how you really feel/

  5. silvestris January 13, 2018 at 11:08 pm

    Why don’t tell him how you really feel about him?

  6. Mr.L (@MrLTavern) January 13, 2018 at 11:12 pm

    Holy cripes. Hysterical over here.

  7. Chish January 14, 2018 at 6:30 am

    O/T: The “Mouth From The South” AKA “Trey the Eviscerator” has tendered his resignation from the Ethics Committee. The swamp continues to drain itself. Hallelujah! He wasn’t getting anything done anyway. Also, Darrell (The richest F*ck in Congress) Issa of lackluster IRS Hearings notoriety is not seeking re-election. You just know Lois Lerner laughs every month when that pension check hits her account. BTW, F*ck Dawn Lemongelohole too!

  8. papabear1950 January 14, 2018 at 8:04 am

    Earl… “pole smoker”? And all this time I thought he was a “pickle smoocher”!

  9. Mac January 14, 2018 at 8:31 am

    Fuggin’-A, Earl. You told him, that scummy little pussy. I fucking despise that mincing little faggoty-assed piece of shit. Lemon never told the truth in his entire sorry life, which is how he came to be employed at CNN, of course.

  10. deBoyle January 14, 2018 at 2:31 pm

    So, not to belabor the issue….You suspect that there is at least a small possibility that he just might have gay leanings, he sporting a natty jizzbo bib and slurping a boner and all. “Cock Nibbler News”! That’s true genius right there.

  11. Lee Van Queef II January 14, 2018 at 9:11 pm

    There are no mentally stable sodomites, that’s why they shove things up their butts.


  12. Deplorable B Woodman January 15, 2018 at 8:22 am

    That is a stroke of genius, Cock Nibbler “News”. May I?

  13. Scooter Van Neuter January 15, 2018 at 11:13 am

    I’m a little disappointed that I wasn’t given credit for my modeling contribution to that image, Earl.

  14. Navyvet January 17, 2018 at 1:12 pm

    While Lemon lies through is sperm stained teeth, he does know his way around shithole…;.just saying


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