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6 responses to “Try As You Might, You Cannot Polish A Haiti”

1. deBoyle January 12, 2018 at 9:05 pm

   “Cloraxo”! Had me a good laugh. Then my wife showed up.
2. Mr.L (@MrLTavern) January 12, 2018 at 10:53 pm

   Bravo! Hilarious!
3. Pocho Basura January 13, 2018 at 12:07 am

   Earl,
   of course you understand polish, when capitalized, is what people in Poland are?
   • Earl of Taint January 13, 2018 at 4:12 pm

     I love the Polish people
4. papabear1950 January 13, 2018 at 10:21 am

   Earl, I have a friend who moved to Haiti after the earthquake to help them rebuild, and he’s still there. There are some other noteworthy towns you missed… “Crap-Haitian”, “Ass Rouge”, “Pinche-loaf”, “Lake Azzwipe”, and the southern entrance to “Port-Au-Potty”, “Canal De Merde”.
5. chulai1968 January 14, 2018 at 11:48 am

   You are a satiric genius! I would imagine the citizens of the Dominican Republic would like to have Trump build them a wall, too. Or, at least, a gigantic toilet seat lid to put over Haiti.