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“Cloraxo”! Had me a good laugh. Then my wife showed up.
Bravo! Hilarious!
Earl,
of course you understand polish, when capitalized, is what people in Poland are?
I love the Polish people
Earl, I have a friend who moved to Haiti after the earthquake to help them rebuild, and he’s still there. There are some other noteworthy towns you missed… “Crap-Haitian”, “Ass Rouge”, “Pinche-loaf”, “Lake Azzwipe”, and the southern entrance to “Port-Au-Potty”, “Canal De Merde”.
You are a satiric genius! I would imagine the citizens of the Dominican Republic would like to have Trump build them a wall, too. Or, at least, a gigantic toilet seat lid to put over Haiti.