1. Earl, I have a friend who moved to Haiti after the earthquake to help them rebuild, and he’s still there. There are some other noteworthy towns you missed… “Crap-Haitian”, “Ass Rouge”, “Pinche-loaf”, “Lake Azzwipe”, and the southern entrance to “Port-Au-Potty”, “Canal De Merde”.

  2. You are a satiric genius! I would imagine the citizens of the Dominican Republic would like to have Trump build them a wall, too. Or, at least, a gigantic toilet seat lid to put over Haiti.

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