No More Pink Pussyhats!

The Story

This year when marchers take to the streets in cities from Lansing to Las Vegas, there could be fewer pink pussyhats in the crowds.

The reason: The sentiment that the pink pussyhat excludes and is offensive to transgender women and gender nonbinary people who don’t have typical female genitalia and to women of color because their genitals are more likely to be brown than pink.

“I personally won’t wear one because if it hurts even a few people’s feelings, then I don’t feel like it’s unifying,” said Phoebe Hopps, founder and president of Women’s March Michigan.

So a Committee devised a new hat that works for everyone. Problem solved.



  1. Earl, you have once again shown you have your finger on the pulse of progtardism. You are clearly an SJW problem solver. Glad to see the committee adopted your wise solution.

  2. Maybe they should also tatoo a “W” on each butt-cheek so that when they do cartwheels it sez:

  3. This is a very efficient piece of head wear… it even comes with its own “Brownie” body cam!

  4. Good first draft, but I would raise both sides, and put a crease, front to back, running through the “hole”. Make it look more realistic.
    Or, if you prefer symbolism over substance, leave it as it is.

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