No More Pink Pussyhats!

The Story

This year when marchers take to the streets in cities from Lansing to Las Vegas, there could be fewer pink pussyhats in the crowds.

The reason: The sentiment that the pink pussyhat excludes and is offensive to transgender women and gender nonbinary people who don’t have typical female genitalia and to women of color because their genitals are more likely to be brown than pink.

“I personally won’t wear one because if it hurts even a few people’s feelings, then I don’t feel like it’s unifying,” said Phoebe Hopps, founder and president of Women’s March Michigan.

So a Committee devised a new hat that works for everyone. Problem solved.


21 responses to “No More Pink Pussyhats!

  1. bluesjunky January 11, 2018 at 8:11 pm

    Can’t get much more inclusive than that.

  2. dangerranger January 12, 2018 at 3:04 am

    Earl, you have once again shown you have your finger on the pulse of progtardism. You are clearly an SJW problem solver. Glad to see the committee adopted your wise solution.

  3. bzerob January 12, 2018 at 3:46 am

    Reblogged this on On the Patio and commented:
    brown is the new pink! And, yes, it is all inclusive! You all have one!

  4. Chish January 12, 2018 at 4:41 am

    Barking Spider, Crouching Liberal. In theaters May 5th, a SorosVision production

  5. The Rat Fink January 12, 2018 at 6:19 am

    Maybe they should also tatoo a “W” on each butt-cheek so that when they do cartwheels it sez:

  6. Deplorable B Woodman January 12, 2018 at 8:09 am


  7. papabear1950 January 12, 2018 at 9:01 am

    This is a very efficient piece of head wear… it even comes with its own “Brownie” body cam!

  8. Wingman January 12, 2018 at 9:45 am

    Assholes are like opinions…everybody has one and they all stink.

  9. SafeSpace January 12, 2018 at 11:48 am

    These folks forget what every boy learns in high school: it’s all pink inside.

  10. Deplorable B Woodman January 12, 2018 at 1:34 pm

    Good first draft, but I would raise both sides, and put a crease, front to back, running through the “hole”. Make it look more realistic.
    Or, if you prefer symbolism over substance, leave it as it is.

  11. Deplorable B Woodman January 12, 2018 at 1:36 pm

    Call it The Chocolate Starfish, you’ll sell a million.

  12. Wingman January 12, 2018 at 6:07 pm

    Needs a pop out hemorrhoid as a sun visor.


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