His Chakras Are Really Chapped

Al said the planet has a bad fever. Now it has a bad cold. Climate change is the cause of both, he says.

All these years, I thought they were called Seasons.



9 responses to “His Chakras Are Really Chapped

  1. JimDuck January 6, 2018 at 6:37 pm

    OK, I’m first again. Do you know how much sleep I’ve been missing. And then to see Al’s face up there ~ Waaah! It’s 0° at our house right now and all I can think of is setting Al’s fat ass outside in his underwear and watch him enjoy the climate change. If he gripes, we can tell him that it’s gonna be 72° and sunny tomorrow. But he’s easy ~ He’ll believe it.

  2. SafeSpace January 6, 2018 at 6:49 pm

    Earl, you are a Certified Science Denier. “Seasons”, as you call them, are on the wrong side of history. Barack said so. They have been replaced by Man-Caused Climate Modification. This modification can only be controlled by the United Nations, and their proposed White Privilege Tax. The proceeds from this tax will go directly to fund spirit-cooking sessions at Kalorama-Lama-Ding-dong Estate. The heated methane released by these sessions will magically restore the earth’s climate to its proper state. In case you doubt me, MSNBC and CNN both did stories about it.

  3. Lee Van Queef II January 6, 2018 at 10:03 pm

    Hand it to Tipper for splitting on Manbearpig. Couldn’t take the pompous nutbag’s conjob lifestyle anymore.

    Take him and his cult on a one-way Flavor Aid express to Guyana.

  4. StBernardnot January 7, 2018 at 6:42 am

    To think he was a “hanging chad” away from the Presidency! ARRGGGHHHHH!

  5. jw burns January 7, 2018 at 1:45 pm

    He’s starting to look like a lower primate that bled out. Come to think of it, they all look that way.


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