1. “Mind if I pat your butter?”

    “Oh, ha and a side order or har, Al. Clever pun. No, but you can schmear my cheese.”

    “F^%^$ that with no reservations, Minniehaha. I’d rather shove a goose feet first up your ass.”

    “Oh, is zat so?”

    “Oooo, whatta rebuttal, pie face.”

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