Honors I’ve Received From Nice People:
Thank You Cousin!
It’s a totally irreverent act, but if you insist on defiling your Christmas tree with a Hillary Clinton topper, at least tell the true story. The one we’ve all seen for sale with the angel wings on The Beast is a freaking lightning rod. You’re just asking to get Smote. Ours is much safer – because it’s honest and it glorifies God’s Almighty Middle Finger! Amen!