Explosive Accusation Emerges From Hillary Clinton’s Past

After all these years, I must set aside my fears to step up and expose this person for what she is. And I have rock solid proof, look:


To this very day, I can’t be in the same room with an open can of tuna. I’ll projectile vomit, on account of she scarred me.


10 responses to “Explosive Accusation Emerges From Hillary Clinton’s Past

  1. Lee Van Queef II November 29, 2017 at 9:56 pm

    Hilzebub Rodham Podesta Clinton, flowing ooze that grows on stagnant sewage in the heat.

    Most vile. Most evil. Most corrupt.

  2. Handy N Hansom November 30, 2017 at 5:11 am

    You think that’ll keep til Friday?

  3. William Jefferson Clinton November 30, 2017 at 5:12 am

    “Goldfish”, you say?

  4. Wingman November 30, 2017 at 9:28 am

    Hey kid see if you can find Web Hubble’s wristwatch while you’re down there.

  5. Mike a.k.a. Proof November 30, 2017 at 3:33 pm

    I’d recognize the back of Al Franken’s head anywhere!

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