The so-called Professional Media is pathetic. Now they’re all chasing around to find the stock photo that they claim Sarah Sanders posted on Twitter, saying she’d made it herself. Because if they can prove she is lying about this pie, Trump gets impeached or something. The sad, pathetic losers and fake-newsers.
However, we have discovered a little-known but highly interesting pie contest that was held in Washington DC recently, featuring entries from several notable politicians and political celebrities. In the context of the press’ obsession with Sarah Sanders perfectly normal (and undoubtedly delicious) Southern Pecan Pie, we’ve brought you three remarkable recipes from three leading Democrat women, that we find more worthy of national attention. First up, from Elizabeth Fauxcahontas Warren, her teepee’s favorite:
Next, we have former FLOTUS Michelle Obama’s entry. She says it’s one of her favorite comfort foods of all time. And don’t worry, this recipe scales up easily to feed a crowd.
Last, this classic favorite was entered at the last minute by former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. It’s a quick and easy dessert, perfect for any occasion but it’s her go-to for the Holiday Season, during which she will serve it continuously.
Now y’all leave Sarah alone. We love her to pieces. Don’t make us kick your asses over it.