While You Were Shopping – A National Punami Rages

Most reporters don’t ever think of these angles. We think it’s one of the things that sets us apart. The fact is, there is always a dirty side to life…we look for that side first. And then we share that dirty side with you. You get the hole whole story, not just the clean, shiny side. And you have our word, we’ll never change (unless we’re dead).

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Chupacabra carcass courtesy Scooter Van Neuter / Big Hairy News


8 responses to “While You Were Shopping – A National Punami Rages

  1. chulai1968 November 24, 2017 at 8:41 pm

    Looks like Ringworm Creek is a tributary of the Alimentary Canal…..

    • Earl of Taint November 24, 2017 at 9:16 pm

      A very astute connection. Alimentary Canal actually was the original name of the waterway recorded by early settlers. It was renamed in the 70s after everybody in the downstream half of town got a fungus.

  2. chulai1968 November 24, 2017 at 9:20 pm

    They must have changed it to the Potomac, because that is where most of the fungus, and parasitic creatures, seem to have settled.

  3. deBoyle November 25, 2017 at 3:35 pm

    Hey! My paper boat! I been looking for that. Looking high, but mostly low—like this PICTURE. This low picture.

  4. SafeSpace November 25, 2017 at 6:20 pm

    I’m scanning that effluent flow for NFL season tickets….

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