Science News Update – Invasion Of The Klintons

MFNS Planetary Defense Center/ Cape Canaveral, Florida USA

Top scientists can only imagine what’s going on within the interstellar boner that was recently detected by our best telescopes. Based on extensive research and examination of the star-dildo and all data available, our dramatization of a likely motive is rendered below: (PLEASE NOTE: This is only an imagined possible outcome – do not panic, loot or stampede!)



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