Behold the quality of the competition. We could not be more pleased and, while there is a decent chance at least one of them won’t survive to see the next election, we hope they all run very competitive primary campaigns that suck the oxygen away from any younger candidates that maybe possibly perhaps have functional, non-rectally inverted brains.
Our best wishes to these
good old people weasels. We sincerely hope they all live long enough to lose, again. Like usual.