The Creepy Big Brother Amazon Algorithms Are Too Damn Intrusive


When a customer orders The Wolf he expects to receive The Wolf, not some insulting (although surprisingly accommodating) System override/ autonomous substitution of whatever product it deems to be more appropriate…for whatever reasons – none of which I can imagine.  It’s a puzzle.  Everybody loves puppies, of course. It’s not the worst swap they could have made, but Puppy simply does not hold the same cache as Wolf. Particularly in the underpants department. Amazon is fired.

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6 responses to “The Creepy Big Brother Amazon Algorithms Are Too Damn Intrusive

  1. bluesjunky November 18, 2017 at 5:53 pm

    Maybe it grows into a wolf? Probably should come with a “Yer mileage may vary” disclaimer, though…

  2. SafeSpace November 19, 2017 at 8:36 am

    Ya got a female version of those briefs available, Earl?

  3. iratenate November 20, 2017 at 6:46 pm

    Nice! Do they come in adult sizes?

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