The People’s Republic Of Austin Texas Rallies In Robust Beginning To Oust The Fascist Trump-Pence Regime
The following statement is from the Central Texas ANTIFA Committee for Riots Ruckuses And Brouhahas:
Greetings Comrades! Behold your Brothers and Sisters and BrotherSisters and SisterBrothers and SisterSisters and FatherMotherBrothers etc speaking Truth to Power as the REAL voice of The REAL People who REALLY aren’t going to tolerate the existence of this EVIL and MURDEROUS and RACIST Administration ever, ever, EVER! So there!
(Update): OK, this wasn’t our strongest turnout. But we don’t normally schedule protests on weekends as there are no classes to cut or day job to call in sick to. Also the Fascists are off work and can attend, making it difficult as The People must endure their racist, revisionist taunts in disrespect of The People’s Protest Puppets, body modifications and constitutionally-protected gender identities. (And fyi, Xyxls Astrodigit worked really really hard on that puppet. So get off xer undefined reproductive appendage, you oppressive Fascist Assholes, you!)
But be of good cheer. Great oaks grow from tiny acorns. And we got plenty of nuts.