The People’s Republic Of Austin Texas Rallies In Robust Beginning To Oust The Fascist Trump-Pence Regime


The following statement is from the Central Texas ANTIFA Committee for Riots Ruckuses And Brouhahas:

Greetings Comrades!  Behold your Brothers and Sisters and BrotherSisters and SisterBrothers and SisterSisters and FatherMotherBrothers etc speaking Truth to Power as the REAL voice of The REAL People who REALLY aren’t going to tolerate the existence of this EVIL and MURDEROUS and RACIST Administration ever, ever, EVER! So there!

We Rule The Streets

We counted 25 Comrades in this massive rally for Justice. 26 if we include the puppet. And it worked! Trump-Pence regime nowhere to be seen!! Huzzah!

(Update):  OK, this wasn’t our strongest turnout. But we don’t normally schedule protests on weekends as there are no classes to cut or day job to call in sick to. Also the Fascists are off work and can attend, making it difficult as The People must endure their racist, revisionist taunts in disrespect of The People’s Protest Puppets, body modifications and constitutionally-protected gender identities. (And fyi, Xyxls Astrodigit worked really really hard on that puppet. So get off xer undefined reproductive appendage, you oppressive Fascist Assholes, you!)

But be of good cheer. Great oaks grow from tiny acorns. And we got plenty of nuts.

 

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11 responses to “The People’s Republic Of Austin Texas Rallies In Robust Beginning To Oust The Fascist Trump-Pence Regime

  1. SafeSpace November 5, 2017 at 8:34 am

    Bwahaha! More security folks than protesters. This too is called winning.

  2. Diogenes November 5, 2017 at 3:35 pm

    …..and to think, I once passed up a chance to go to UT Austin for LSU. You guys in Texas have all the fun!

  3. silvestris November 5, 2017 at 5:58 pm

    They do have a lot of nuts, but woefully short of common sense.

  4. Pappy November 6, 2017 at 11:08 am

    I don’t see why they bother. The Texas constitution allows them to secede from the USA.They should start that movement instead of parading around in protest.

  5. Scooter Van Neuter November 7, 2017 at 10:38 pm

    Don’t tell anyone, but I’m working silently behind the scenes to grow the ranks of ANTIFA, as their every appearance on the network news is good for at least 100 new conservative voters.

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