Honors I’ve Received From Nice People:
Thank You Cousin!
Odell Beckham Jr is a standout pro football player. He’s currently one of the NFL’s biggest stars. Odell makes a shit ton of money, he’s set for life. A week or so ago, he celebrated a TD by getting on all fours and hiking his leg, like a dog pissing. Later, on Twitter he said it was directed at President Trump. He was so proud – it made all the highlight shows.
On Sunday, he broke his ankle. He’ll be out of football for the rest of the season.
We all get what we deserve.