Honors I’ve Received From Nice People:
Thank You Cousin!
The Vodka Guzzling Moon Barker, The Vile Queen Corruptus, The Whore Of Babylon!
People worry about near misses by asteroids. We dodged a giant hemorrhoid last Fall that would have caused so much more pain. In everyone’s ass. Happy Halloween to all!
Well OKAY then…
The following action is not approved for public release. Not yet. Hold it in.
A meaty Toss of the Taint to alert reader billygotegruff for inspiring this one
A full size, full color, fully repellent “Go Away” Door Poster – just in time for Halloween and all the other Holidays too! Have it printed on outdoor (banner) vinyl – it will last for years!
(NOTICE: No Trigger Warning for the following visual because you really need to feel it.)
She does give us all a good laugh though, with the attempt.
Unlike a true vampire, he bites you in the wallet. And never lets go.