New Study: Cow Farts Worse Than Ever

A massive spike in these pungent, eye-watering and nausea-inducing methane emissions could leave our planet uninhabitable for all humanity, with the exception of mouth-breathers (that don’t mind the taste) and those who don’t care if the air smells like ass. Like gaymen, for example.

From the news:



5 responses to “New Study: Cow Farts Worse Than Ever

  1. Gnome Sane September 30, 2017 at 12:44 pm

    Good to know NASA has a budget for sponsoring cow fart studies. Hey, I just invented a new useless college degree.

    • Earl of Taint October 1, 2017 at 5:37 pm

      I do believe they are developing strap-on methane capture backpacks for cows now. Shouldn’t be long before something sized a la “Mother-In-Law” comes along. Could provide a good second income for larger families eating lots of beans, hi-fiber carbs and cruciferous vegetables.

  2. Ryk September 30, 2017 at 3:47 pm

    Are we talking “P” or “A” farts here.

  3. papabear1950 October 1, 2017 at 11:33 am

    I think that one cow has “gender confusion” and wants to be called “Queefer Sutherland”.

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