1. Looks like Weiner is going to be undergoing some colo-rectal straightening therapy. In the future, when he farts, he’ll “whoosh”.

  2. A woman who had never “been” with a black man asked one in the hotel bar up to her room. After getting ready for the nights “festivities” she said to him, “show me what I’ve heard about black men is true”, so he stabbed her and stole her purse.

  3. To comply with “truth in advertising” laws, Anthony will also be required to change his name to “Anthony Viennasausage”.

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