Perhaps Mr Kong will tweet some pics!
Just too damn perfect of an outcome. A brief timeline:
There is absolutely no stopping you. You have been a gift sent from God to bloggers. Rock on. J.C.
Looks like Weiner is going to be undergoing some colo-rectal straightening therapy. In the future, when he farts, he’ll “whoosh”.
Little Anthony’s gonna learn a new and personal meaning for “Vienna Sausage”.
Sandusky is going to blow a gasket over having to share.
Great. Now I’m blind. Thanks so much. Do you REALLY have to go so far?!
A woman who had never “been” with a black man asked one in the hotel bar up to her room. After getting ready for the nights “festivities” she said to him, “show me what I’ve heard about black men is true”, so he stabbed her and stole her purse.
“It’s twue! It’s twue!”
To comply with “truth in advertising” laws, Anthony will also be required to change his name to “Anthony Viennasausage”.
Not enough tissue to wipe away Weiner’s red hand.
Much Love to Curmudgeon at Political Clown Parade. I Am Honored, Madam.
A Fellow Texan Who Loves German Shepherds, Like Me
A Tremendous Honor from the Mothership
My Media Credentials
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