Re-Education Camps Disguised As Music Festivals


A potential Progressive Suppression solution from our brilliant researchers and scientists at The Taint Institute for Brilliant Research and Science.  Best of all, the target demographic will pay for the opportunity to enter the camp, providing all necessary funding for tent rentals, portable toilets, musical acts, etc.  Yet another potential revenue stream is presented by licensed merchandising – t-shirts, caps, fidget spinners, blankies, coloring books – the possibilities are endless.

We’re forwarding this one to the Kochs.

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9 responses to “Re-Education Camps Disguised As Music Festivals

  1. SafeSpace September 18, 2017 at 5:45 pm

    Once the, ah, camp is fully populated with the desired occupants, I volunteer to fly a low pass with a crop duster spraying RoundUp and Agent Orange.

  2. Mountain Cracker September 18, 2017 at 6:56 pm

    How does one apply for fellowship at “The Taint Institute for Brilliant Research and Science?”

  3. Scooter Van Neuter September 19, 2017 at 5:06 pm

    Fidget spinners and coloring books? Count me in and I’m not even a progressive.

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