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Update:

The former First Lady was verified as ‘beached’ by USCG spotters and our initial report was filed on the basis of the Coast Guard advisory.  However on closer examination of the wire photos and interviews with local witnesses, we now realize she was actually grubbing the beach for mollusks, shellfish and possibly choice cuts of Wagyu beef.  She had merely come ashore to feed and was later observed waddling back into the ocean where she breached once – to air blow a sharply loud and obnoxiously pungent/acrid methane bomb (as per local accounts, all eyes downwind were watering, just prior to the waves of vomiting) – and swam contentedly away.  There were a few dead fish observed floating in her wake and locals claim a flock of seagulls that flew through the methane cloud all fell from the sky into the surf, shortly after exiting the gaseous airspace.

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14 responses to “Real News

  1. Navyvet September 9, 2017 at 8:44 am

    I dont believe Cher has a brain worm.

  2. Hardnox September 9, 2017 at 8:53 am

    Very funny Earl. I’m stealing it for Funny Friday.

  3. Mike a.k.a. Proof September 9, 2017 at 12:17 pm

    “Russian advisors” – “Russians Stoli My Brain!”

  4. perfesserplum September 9, 2017 at 1:44 pm

    That’s a week’s worth o’ yucks right there! Takes some studying to get the finer points. “Isle of Mahuha.” !! “…but will be okay.” I don’t think so. Once a beached horror always a beached horror, as they say.

  5. Lee Van Queef II September 9, 2017 at 3:18 pm

    And yet it will not die.

  6. perfesserplum September 10, 2017 at 4:54 pm

    Who know that mollusks give you gaise? One comes to reply on the Earl for fun bio facts to know and tell.

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