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That thing looks like the Alien just popped out of it.
Yeah or into it
Maybe that’s just wishful thinking. Could be a tranny ya know.
True enough. I’d think a Tranny would wear his fake VJ under his dress. But what do I know?
Hey! Just one minute, lady. My scarf. My skinny pillow! My pink balloon!!
Ha!
”’go to work naked.”
That’s what the prostitute said.
Don’t moms tell their children to always “eat their vaggies”?
Not good moms
Hey, what gives around here, Sir Earl? Two days and a lot of nuthin new. I can’t keep mySELF amused, you know. Not at MY advanced age, anyway. How about Obumble on a surfboard heading right at a Great White’s jaws, who says (the shark says, not the jaws), “Oh, shit, it’s big ears again.”? H. Clinton, impaled on the sharks tail tip, says, “Who knew it would feel THIS good?”
Or not, as the case may be.
Sorry. Back at work this week, paying the price for taking off last week. Thanks for the suggest!
What’s the little white dot at the top of the thing?
That’s the pearl.