She’ll Be Just Fine


She thought Houston was fitty miles below sea level

Her presentation to Congress is shown below.  They required her to get some tests.  Turns out she has an object embedded in her brain which most likely occurred at some point in her youth.  Doctors say there is little chance of removing the object without causing a  further loss of control over most of her bodily functions… and that’s a risk nobody is willing to take.  So they’re just going to leave it be and let her get back to representing the thoughts and feelings of the people in her district so perfectly, as always.

Great news, indeed.

she be just fine

sea-level

Rep Jackson-Lee requests we mention the graphic for her presentation was created by her artist granddaughter Trulivia (11) with an extra illustration by grandson DeKonte (5) who couldn’t draw a hurricane so he did a dragon.

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9 responses to “She’ll Be Just Fine

  1. SafeSpace September 4, 2017 at 5:42 pm

    Hey Earl: Did you study ebonics in high school or college?

  2. bzerob September 5, 2017 at 9:49 am

    Same Rep that declared after a 10 year study (?) that homicide was the leading cause of murder! No joke!

  3. papabear1950 September 5, 2017 at 3:06 pm

    Earl, Earl, Earl… I hate to say it but you got “spooked”… SPOOFED, SPOOFED, sorry, fat fingers. The tests that turned up negative were for BRAIN, not brain cancer. My pleasure to keep you informed.

  4. Mac September 5, 2017 at 5:40 pm

    I love it, Earl, when you Earl-ize Sheila Jackson Lee. She has a strangely primitive mug quite conducive to being ridiculed with your skills. Other than being improved by your talents, Sheila is an unbelievably gigantic pile of ignorant pig shit.

    Keep up the good work.

    Hugs and kisses,
    Mac

  5. Lee Van Queef II September 7, 2017 at 7:02 pm

    When your boothead holds so much air, you floats. I don’t wurry about boot head vunnabuls. And DeQuantae gots his lifedserver.

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