She’ll Be Just Fine
She thought Houston was fitty miles below sea level
Her presentation to Congress is shown below. They required her to get some tests. Turns out she has an object embedded in her brain which most likely occurred at some point in her youth. Doctors say there is little chance of removing the object without causing a further loss of control over most of her bodily functions… and that’s a risk nobody is willing to take. So they’re just going to leave it be and let her get back to representing the thoughts and feelings of the people in her district so perfectly, as always.
Great news, indeed.