Horrors! Disastrous Houston Flooding Gives Brutal Nazi Scum Opportunity To Cruelly Seize Jews, Catholics And People Of Color For Terrible And Traumatic Torture – Without A Shred Of Kindness, Mercy Or Basic Human Decency


THE FOLLOWING IS A MAJOR PHOTOJOURNALISTICAL REPORT OF THE IMPACTIONS OF THE RECENT SEVERLE WEATHERS ON THE MOSTEST UNFORTUNATE AND UNDERPRIVILEGED COMMUNITIES OF POOR PEOPLE IN HOUSTON TEXAS.  WE POLITELY REQUESTS YOU GIVE IT YOUR COMPLETE UNDISTRAFTED ATTENTON.  AND DO BE ADVISE, IT MAY TAKE SOME PERSON’S ALL NIGHT.  DO NOT FEEL RUSH IN ANY WAY,  TAKE YOUR TIME IN PLACE AND BE RELAXET.  – Shauntee Pearline Jackson, Community Layasian – MFNS/Earl of Taint Pretendisions

Great introduction, thanks Shauntee.  OK, so our remote crew has spent an entire quarter to half a day in the midst of the watery environs of the besotted city of Houston Texas.  The flooding from the recent Hurricane Harverey has left much of the city underwater.  Of course, white neighborhoods are flooded just as badly as those of poor minorities, but we came to document the conditions of our – heck, everyone’s favorite victims, the good old African American Floodwater Waders, God bless ’em.

racist flood

Of course the white folks all get boat rides from the Klan. This Flood is SO racist!

storm troopers

This lady didn’t do nothin’, she was just standing in her yard, minding her own business when these Nazis came and dragged her into the water and blew her up with a grenade.  Just like that! I ain’t lyin’ to ya.

lynchers

This woman was pulled from her vehicle by two blatantly obvious Nazis who intended to lynch her but once they became aware of our Photographer, they were forced to let her go.

prison boat

We fought back tears at the sight of this smiling African American couple who believe they’re being carried to safety with that little blonde Jew girl, when they are actually en route to a terrible concentration camp run by evil, sadistic and cunning Nazis cleverly disguised as trustworthy and heroic rescue personnel!  Unbelievably sad!

flungry

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nazi carry

Senora Ellian de la Nada Documentitos thinks she’s being rescued. She won’t last long in the Camp, Pobrecita.

looters

Local Nazis have formed vigilante groups.  Looters and poachers are un-tolerated.

roots nazis

We found these Racist Haters way back in the swamps. Very earthy and primitive. They have actual Centaurs, for real. We call them the Roots Nazis as they live in strict adherence to the classic Aryan Supremacy teachings of Wagner (VOGG-nur). Quite anti-social and stand-offish, similar in that regard to the Amish, but the Voggnish drink heavily and they sing instead of talk.  Their dislike of darkly colored persons is proven to be genetically formulated. They are just wired that way.  They can’t help who they are.  And love is love.

antifail

Brave Antifa War Bro-s chase Nazis down – making Racists afraid again! They’d almost caught this truck full of Fascist Pigs when the heartless Nazi driver threw it into Reverse…  R.I.P., whoever they were.

fishing

The most heart-rending picture of all.  This poor helpless mother was pulled half-drowned from a flooded culvert – only to be assaulted and used as bait by these hateful Huns dressed up like firefighters, police and paramedics – all deviously pretending to save people from drowning or whatnot.  But our investigation reveals that most of these life-saving “heroes” voted for Donald Trump.  Multiple studies show and numerous experts strongly agree that people who avidly support President Donald J Trump are, by this association alone, avid supporters of The Nazi Party. If true, this is chilling news indeed.  Stay with us for updates, as we invent them.       <30>

 

 

 

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19 responses to “Horrors! Disastrous Houston Flooding Gives Brutal Nazi Scum Opportunity To Cruelly Seize Jews, Catholics And People Of Color For Terrible And Traumatic Torture – Without A Shred Of Kindness, Mercy Or Basic Human Decency

  1. Mac August 28, 2017 at 11:18 pm

    Sometimes in the midst of all this thoroughly dishonest Black Lives Matter terrorist bullshit, I begin to feel sort of down and I grieve for the loss of the basically decent, sane, and normal country that we all had before that commie racist punk scumbag Obama took over the country 8 years ago and trashed it. That skinny toothy weasel prick could have done a lot to help black people for real, but all he did instead was make their lives worse economically, he stood by while they viciously slaughtered each other, and then all he did was give them a non-existent white boogeyman to hate and attack relentlessly. That’s Obama’s idea of racial cohesiveness: promoting the hatred of white people, and spreading lies about black victimhood.

    Thanks, Earl, for cheering me up. Very funny stuff.

    • Earl of Taint August 28, 2017 at 11:41 pm

      It’s all political horse crap, Mac. The Dems have their Media Wing going full bore with their latest Theater. It was Russian hacking, then Russian collusion, White House chaos, Inner Circle Backstabbing Fist Fights. The Wall. The Environment ETC. And now it’s the NAZIS and the White Supremacy and the White Nationalism and Trump’s a White Nationalist Nazi Fascist, blah, blah, blah.

      Ridicule their stupid shit, Mac. Point and Laugh at ’em. Hurts them more than fighting them. And it hurts us a lot less!
      Thanks!

    • DeWalt August 30, 2017 at 9:41 am

      Once a community organizer, always a community organizer

  2. silvestris August 29, 2017 at 1:00 am

    At last, the truth is revealed. Not that fake news pedaled by the MSM.

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  4. hbowman1966 August 29, 2017 at 11:01 am

    Bare bones, honest reporting is back! And not a minute too soon. There’s a Nazi march right through my neighborhood as we speak and they ain’t takin no prizznerrs. Pictures to follow!

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  6. SafeSpace August 29, 2017 at 1:26 pm

    The McDonald’s photo, with Ronald smiling in the background … the best of the lot. Amazing work, Earl! Yinz jes’ better hope the Southern Poverty Law Center don’t discover yer blog, or the REAL nazis, the ones from AntiFa, will be a’nockin’ at yer door.

  7. A.E. Neuman August 29, 2017 at 2:36 pm

    Zurück schnell. Hilarious. Even funnier than the correct phrase woulda been!

  8. Mike a.k.a. Proof August 29, 2017 at 3:29 pm

    A lot of ‘toxic masculinity’ going on in Houston!

  9. Todd Stafford August 29, 2017 at 4:34 pm

    Bier, Libe und Leben!!!

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  11. Fritz Geiger August 29, 2017 at 5:28 pm

    New Black Panthers retaliate by kidnapping white children: https://mobile.twitter.com/ABCPolitics/status/901897402050805762/photo/1

  12. perfesserplum August 29, 2017 at 8:19 pm

    Brilliant! But wrong. So very wrong. The horror eyes on the woman with the orange flavored cow pie on her head. Where’s the compassion?

  13. graybeard maro August 30, 2017 at 7:50 pm

    You piece of shit liars..making shit up….. what the fuck kind of loser do you have to be to think this bullshit up…. fuck you… i hope the world is smarter than you, and dont fall for this garbage…..

    • Earl of Taint August 30, 2017 at 10:00 pm

      We actually have a formal complaint process, Madam and we can only respond to complaints filed properly through the Help Desk. Once you have your Case Log Number we will be pleased to respond in a timely manner. In the meantime, please feel free to consult our FAQ page, on the chance we’ve answered a complaint similar to yours which, if so, we will ignore your case completely.

      • GruntOfMonteCristo August 31, 2017 at 11:35 pm

        Followed some idiot hippies through Kansas today with a “Make America Love Again” bumper sticker. If I’d only stopped them and shown them these heartwarming vignettes, their faith in Nazi America would surely have been restored. Thanks for the gut-laughs, Brother!

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